pornegranate

It’s like you’re talking to a really hot chick and then her sister comes in and she’s hot too, and then all of a sudden, whoa i didnt know there were two skywalkers in the bed

jesus, i will never meet someone funnier

oh my gosh

life is so cool sometimes

can i crash at your house? i mean can i sleep on your house? uh can i burn down your fucking house?

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nothing but hurt

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Ive been adopted!
Sugarmama Harper
Sugardaddy Gridlock

i hope you remember

drivin me crazy

i need a good friend of you
but the only time. drunk.
were both awkward i guess